New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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