How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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