im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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