when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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