do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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