Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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