Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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