I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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