so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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