too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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