The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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