The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
