i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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