You don't have asthma, your pregnant
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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