about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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