2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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