I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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