You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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