I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The maid of honor just puked.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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