She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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