i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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