im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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