I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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