Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...