i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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