I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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