Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Buhtt sex?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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