so let's talk penis.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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