i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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