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• (407): View more from Florida

  I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul

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• (916): View more from California

  There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.

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