I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day