whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..