Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.