I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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