Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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