i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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