yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...