so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I know her cup size but not her name....
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