Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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