drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I didn't notice because vodka
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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