the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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