who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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