my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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