I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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