2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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