I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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