How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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