you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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