I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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