I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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