put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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