I will die if light touches me.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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