would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
worst night to have a conscience
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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