i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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