Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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