The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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